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Offline NigeP62

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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10520 on: December 19, 2017, 09:51:02 AM »
Stirring not allowed anymore eh Nige?
Man's trying to make a living so only fair to keep that thread clean.
Feel free to stir elsewhere.

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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10521 on: December 19, 2017, 11:15:57 AM »
Did I miss some stirring?

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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10522 on: December 19, 2017, 06:48:04 PM »
There's every chance it wasn't a dog if the NT Cops show is anything to go by....
I saw a 'local'woman sit on a park bench, lift up the back of her skirt and sit there doing a piss, in the Darwin Mall. A couple of months ago, another 'local' walked into a bank and take a dump on the carpet in the foyer. True stories.
It's a feckin circus up here.

Jeesus! Sounds like working in a public hospital. We had someone lay a cable on the desk of a ward charge nurse once. She didn't have a  particularly endearing personality but I thought it was a touch harsh at the time.
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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10523 on: December 20, 2017, 05:48:27 AM »
There's every chance it wasn't a dog if the NT Cops show is anything to go by....
I saw a 'local'woman sit on a park bench, lift up the back of her skirt and sit there doing a piss, in the Darwin Mall. A couple of months ago, another 'local' walked into a bank and take a dump on the carpet in the foyer. True stories.
It's a feckin circus up here.

Jeesus! Sounds like working in a public hospital. We had someone lay a cable on the desk of a ward charge nurse once. She didn't have a  particularly endearing personality but I thought it was a touch harsh at the time.

I saw a chap yesterday who had literally just come from the dentist where he'd had a few of his teeth extracted. He simply handed me a piece of paper where he'd written down the fact the dentist had told him not to talk for the rest of the day.
This made my line of questioning for his visit a bit difficult, particularly as he stood up several times during the consultation to gob a wad of blood into my sink.
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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10524 on: December 25, 2017, 08:55:01 PM »
I ate so much Christmas lunch today that in the arvo whilst i was holding the baby, i farted and immediately checked her nappy to see if she had shat herself. It took me another fart to realise it was my farts that were toxic. Poor baby's eyes were watering by that stage.

I was hoping to share the joy with Mrs Malted when we went to bed but i seem to have run out of gas.
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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10525 on: December 28, 2017, 02:02:58 PM »
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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10526 on: January 01, 2018, 06:40:02 PM »
I stupidly left my beer folder at work... whats an approx mash in/out/sparge volume for a single batch? I seem to recall 2.5l/kg in, 1.5l/kg out and about 3l/kg sparge... sound about right?
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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10527 on: January 01, 2018, 08:30:38 PM »
Depends on the recipe and the OG you are chasing but that would get you pretty close to making beer.  :93:

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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10528 on: January 03, 2018, 06:39:25 AM »
Weightlifting gym has just started a while ago next door. Playing screaming metal at 7am. Wouldn't be so bad if i didn't have to listen to the shouted opinions on other people over the top of it.

That and jazz would be the only fucking western music you can't even whistle to.

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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10529 on: January 07, 2018, 09:09:58 AM »
Weightlifting gym has just started a while ago next door. Playing screaming metal at 7am. Wouldn't be so bad if i didn't have to listen to the shouted opinions on other people over the top of it.

That and jazz would be the only fucking western music you can't even whistle to.

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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10530 on: January 07, 2018, 09:22:53 AM »
Ya got me there. There's gotta be a compromise when you live in paradise i guess.
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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10531 on: January 07, 2018, 09:30:22 AM »
Ya got me there. There's gotta be a compromise when you live in paradise i guess.
Did you move to Queensland?

Metal at 7am sounds awesome.

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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10532 on: January 07, 2018, 09:50:36 AM »
Better than QLD, Woolgoolga NSW. More temperate and not as hot as Qld.
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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10533 on: January 13, 2018, 08:38:32 AM »
Ooops

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Re: The random stuff thread
« Reply #10534 on: January 13, 2018, 02:16:59 PM »
Ooops

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