I have a story about 4 cunts.
Their names are, Everycunt, Somecunt, anycunt and Nocunt.
There was an important job to be done and Everycunt was asked to do it.
Everycunt was sure Somecunt would do it.
But Nocunt did it.
Somecunt got angry cause it was Everycunts jobs.
Everycunt thought Somecunt could do it and Nocunt realised anycunt could have done it...
Ended up with Somecunt blaming Everycunt that Nocunt did what anycunt could have done...